Trash Takes Itself Out, Elon Musk Invents Self-Cleaning Twitter Via ‘Free Speech’ AND New Charge For Blue Checkmark

“For my next trick, I will make communists flee a social(IST) media site!”–Elon Musk…should have said this. That is what is now happening as leftists flee a site they claimed was free speech when it wasn’t, all because it is NOW becoming what they claimed it was.

Somebody we had NEVER heard of until today, a ‘model’ named Gigi Hadid, deleted her Twitter account claiming the site had become a “cesspool of hate” after Elon Musk purchased it. That statement proves Gigi is an alt-far-left-communist-democRAT as that is what Twitter was BEFORE his purchase. Now that she is gone, it is a little less so.

Part of her reason for leaving was the elimination of the so-called ‘human rights team’ {sic}. We in the shed are getting more than a little sick of hearing that phrase thrown about by leftists as ALL humans have rights, not just those they deem so. Also, people like her are always silent about communist China enslaving people to make iPhones, Nike products and mining lithium for their EV car batteries. Or being cancel cultured in Western countries, for that matter.

Hadid had just over 10.5 million followers. We wonder how many were bots. Anyway, we of the New Right will no longer back down from their Alinskyite attacks. Toe-to-toe and blow-for-blow from now on, bitches! You name call us, we name call you back harder. You meme us, we…well, the left can’t meme, so that isn’t a concern.

Then Kathy Griffin basically kicked herself off of Twitter when, a few years after terrorizing an 11-year-old by pretending to decapitate his father, she decided it would be a good idea to pretend to be Elon Musk on his own platform. Oops!

Despite her @ name remaining the same, she changed her profile picture to his profile picture and her screen name to his actual name, calling that all “activism”. In less than an hour, her account was locked.

Musk himself soon announced that, “Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying ‘parody’ will be permanently suspended”, and “Previously, we issued a warning before suspension, but now that we are rolling out widespread verification, there will be no warning.”

He followed those up with, “This will be clearly identified as a condition for signing up to Twitter Blue.”, referring to his $8 a month for verified blue check people, and that “Any name change at all will cause temporary loss of verified checkmark”. Consider that last one a warning shot fired across the bow of anyone who was thinking about emulating Griffin’s actions.

Elon was lucky Kathy didn’t threaten him as she had others, including President Trump, in the past. From ‘civil war’ to ‘injections of air’ and ‘bloody head’ pictures sent to little boys, Kathy is a bitter little thing that would surely benefit from some time behind bars.

Other ‘celebrities’ to protest free speech by fleeing Twitter include Tea Leoni, Mark Ruffalo (AKA the poor man’s Edward Norton), Sara Bareilles, Alex Winter, Shonda Rhimes, Debra Messing. Even Caryn Elaine Johnson announced she would quit Twitter.

Who? She is AKA Whoopi Goldberg AKA WhoopedUp Goldbrick of TheSkew, a renowned medical expert who wanted ‘doctor’ Jill Biden made Surgeon General…despite Jill’s doctorate being in education NOT medicine.

Now she is presuming to give a billionaire advice on how to treat a company he bought with his own money. Not her money…his money! Calling it “a mess” and saying that Griffin used a parody account to mock Elon despite the account NOT being labeled as parody. At all!

Then, after announcing she was leaving…she announced she would come back if certain conditions were met so she felt “more comfortable”. We should all just capitulate to her communist wishes so Twitter is a safe space for her communism.

Then Caryn’s co-host, Anna ‘fat RINO’ Navarro, who has previously threatened President Donald Trump, chimed in by claiming falsely “I don’t even understand how this guy can run Twitter when he can’t even get himself off Twitter. He is there causing drama on a daily basis. He’s tweeting and tweeting and tweeting and getting into fights. It’s insane.”, proving she hasn’t read Musk’s tweets as none of what she said is true.

All of this because Elon Musk wants to recuperate some of his $44 BILLION he spent (even admitting he overspent…) on Twitter by charging ‘verified’ people $8 a month for their little blue graphic symbol, or about the price of one of their fancy daily coffees. SMH at the unnecessary drama!