Like A Bad Neighbor ‘Great Harm’ Don’t Care!, Pro-Trans Leftist Insurance Company Partially Denies First Ever Claim

Yes, we know about the travesty the alt-far-left-communist-democRATs pulled today (March 30, 2023) by indicting President Donald Trump in solid blue New York state. We were already working on this article, and stopped to post our initial thoughts HERE and HERE (for those that hate that site, the same comments were posted on other sites too). Then we resumed this because it was almost done…

For those living under a rock or in a foreign country…or under a rock IN a foreign country…State Farm is a well-known insurance company in the United States. In fact, they are either #1 or #2 (to Progressive), depending on the source, with about 13.5% market-share.

They are famous for a long-running ad campaign: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there”, and our article title is a play on that. We even wrote that before we found that cat meme below. Thank you sub-conscious!

Despite being a 10-year-old cartoon boy, we are a LONG-time customer, with a perfectly clean driving record, and have paid them a LOT of money in insurance premiums over the years, plus this was our first claim ever.

So imagine our surprise when our perfectly functioning ‘thing’ was hit by ‘another thing’ and suddenly our ‘doohickey’ starts acting up and they decide to cover cosmetic damage and not fix the CLEAR safety issue.

Yes, that is vague on purpose.

What did NOT happen to us is that we were flying our X-wing Starfighter down the beach at night and a Killer Whale visiting relatives in the city started running next to us, then as we slowed down it decided to continue on to the ocean on our right and hit the front left area while also causing our ‘flight system’ (starting and stopping) to suddenly not function properly.

But that is close to what happened.

It could have been much worse, as other space craft were traveling towards us and also flying a little too close behind us. If we came to a sudden stop or veered left or right there would have been blood and some of it might have been ours.

We contacted our local insurance agent who told us to call a toll-free number and that in turn said to get an estimate. The local X-wing Starfighter repair center said there was a part that was bad that would fix everything but the dent (which would be dealt with at an X-wing Starfighter body shop).

We then spoke with many people at State Farm, all women (not that it means anything, we just happened to notice it as we wrote down each name…always write down the date, time and name of who you speak with), as we reported our claim and it worked its way through their system.

They were all supportive and friendly. We just wanted our X-wing Starfighter fixed before the next rebel uprising.

The last person we spoke with denied the aspect of the claim that we felt was most important (being able to stop and go). She felt the dent was the key issue. We’ll refer to her as ‘Runaround Sue’, because we suspect she is a whore AND we’d sure like to sue her, but it isn’t worth it.

What we will do instead is write this, spread the word, and punish them that way. For years and years. Bank on it. We are bitter and we hold a grudge. You also already know how we feel about scammers.

In a past life, we were a gate-keeper for a large company, and we had great powers. We used them for good, didn’t throw money at people, and only denied help to those who obviously did not deserve it.

Her gate-keeping radar was way off. Probably from the whoring.

So now our X-wing Starfighter will look pretty and be unusable without the repair, or we get the honor of not only paying our insurance premium (less than a week before the Killer Whale) but also for the repair to make the X-wing Starfighter usable again.

Runaround Sue kept using a certain phrase (NOT ‘denied’ and NOT ‘covered’, another one, that isn’t a synonym for those) over and over again, as if she could hypnotize us with it.

Our stance was, is and will always remain, that the X-Wing Starfighter was flying normally before the Killer Whale hit it, and it was not afterwards, so sure fix the dent, but we also need the stop and go ability functioning too.

The bitch just kept repeating “it isn’t”, then that one word.

Her stance is that there should have been more damage, and the pictures we took right after of the piece of Killer Whale skin with hair on it (bet you didn’t know they had that, but they do), and other Killer Whale hair stuck to that area of our X-wing Starfighter didn’t matter.

One of her male colleagues even told the X-wing Starfighter repair shop boss they didn’t think a Killer Whale hit us. She admitted it before denying it later.

To quote the late great Sam Kinison on an ex, “You lying whore! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! Die! Die! Die!”. He always was a romantic.

This is the same company that last year tried to put books from “GenderCool” praising ‘the trans’ into schools for kids as young as 5-years-old. There was both a customer AND agent backlash over that announcement, and State Farm backed down.

We have a long memory though. Attempted sexual abuse is still a bad thing, and that is what ‘the trans’ is, and we’ve discussed it many times so far (HERE).

Just think, Runaround Sue comes off as SO righteous yet she works for a company pushing to surgically mutilate children, cutting off little girl breasts and little boy penises. She is the Josef Mengele of the insurance industry.

We almost quit State Farm then, but our own local agent is great and said the company would not make that mistake again. They had made at least one earlier though.

In 2014, they denied benefits to a paralyzed man because he did not insure his motorized wheelchair, despite not even offering such coverage themselves (in fact, no insurance company did). Read about that HERE.

Today they have a new ad campaign, having joined the ranks of the companies who, post 2020 and the RIOTS by blmantifa, decided that they MUST have a black person in every damn ad, AND if a white person is in the ad, the white person has to be goofy or stupid.

So, for a few years now, State Farm’s current ad campaign is ‘Jake from State Farm’, featuring a probably very nice young black male actor, and assorted white people who appear retarded. And for just a FRACTION of what they pay ‘Jake’ for ONE ad appearance our X-wing Starfighter would be usable and this article doesn’t ever get written.

Actions have consequences, so while we write this article in a blatant effort to monetarily hurt those who hurt us monetarily, and do so anonymously, we are fully prepared to defend ourselves if need be. After all, the truth is a perfect defense.

If you have State Farm, please just know that this could happen to you at any time, just as it did to us. But there are alternatives, including a Conservative one (HERE). And please forgive us for our vagueness, but the point comes across anyway.

Fuck you, State Farm. Like Neo did for Agent Smith in the 2nd and 3rd Matrix movies (the crappy ones; we don’t count the recent 4th one as the 2nd Wachowski BROTHER did not return to write/direct), you have given us “purpose”.

But we are NOT going to insert our digital hand into your chest while our eyes glow, converting you into a clone of us. No, what we are out to do is to cost you AT LEAST 10x what you screwed us over for, if not 100x or more. Purpose!

Please post your insurance horror stories, or positive experiences, in the comment section below.

Adding: There is a hero in this story…besides us. When we contacted our local agent to inform them about what happened they made some comments about gate-keepers and the importance of taking care of customers. They decided to cover the cost of that one part for us themselves. There are good people in the world. But evil must still be punished, so the game is still on.