Governing By Firefly, Globalist Policies Nearly Follow ‘The Laws of My Administration’ From Duck Soup To The Letter

Our recently rediscovering the Marx Brothers has been refreshing. They were master’s of innuendo, but never needed to actually ‘work blue’ to be funny. Take that, Kevin Hart, you unfunny loud obnoxious tiny thing you.

While re-watching these masterclasses of comedy, even the worst of the bunch, there are always some good jokes.

There were six brothers, but the oldest (Manfred) died as a baby, and his first name was later used as the middle name for last-brother-born Zeppo.

The ones people know of, born 2nd to 6th, were: Chico (Leonard), Harpo (Adolph; he never liked that and changed it to Arthur before the first world war, so LONG before Hitler was a thing), Groucho (Julius), Gummo (Milton) and Zeppo (Herbert).

The 5 surviving brothers only worked together ONE time, at a show in Flint, Michigan (yes, but long before the lead contamination in the water there, which is still going on as of 2023). Flint has been using the old ‘non-partisan’ scheme since 1974. We lived in a city like that before. It is bullshit, and everyone sane knows it. democRATs control Flint!

Then, when Gummo left the act before it moved from vaudeville to Broadway, Zeppo joined full-time and stayed through their Broadway run and the 5th movie they made.

Now, the brothers were very obviously Jewish. Who cares? They were incredibly talented (all of them played at least one musical instrument, sang, danced, and told jokes).

What does this have to do with politics?

Well, with being Jewish there usually, but doesn’t always, comes a certain kind of politics.

In fact, the only year since 1916 that the democRAT didn’t get most of the Jewish vote was 1920, when they jumped to the Socialist candidate (38%) over the democRAT (19%), with the same Republican candidate as 1916 getting 2 percent less (43%) in 1920 than they got 4 years earlier. These are numbers from a site of their own, as can be seen HERE.

Jewish people missed being slaves in Egypt SO much that they sold themselves to the democRAT party. Likewise, from 1870 to 1935, blacks voted for the party that freed them from slavery (Republicans) before deciding that they wanted to be slaves to democRATs again, and they have been since 1936. Congratulations.

Our standard disclaimer, we do NOT hate anyone…except communists and the communist adjacent. Hang out with commie dogs and you get commie fleas. We have no problem with, say, a gay Conservative black Jewish person. None at all. Really!

Seeing interviews of Groucho from the late 1960’s and early 1970’s he didn’t sound like a raving leftist, but he also didn’t sound like, well, us. Actually, he sounded tired.

But in this case, filmed decades earlier, his Duck Soup movie character, Rufus T. Firefly, is the kissing cousin of Occupier in Thief Joe of the Biden Usurpation, who is working overtime to channel Rufus.

Duck Soup (1933) was the last of the 5 movies the then-billed ‘Four Marx Brothers’ made together as Zeppo then left the group, and it was also the last movie they made for Paramount. Today the movie is owned by Universal.

It is also the only movie that Chico (pronounced Chick-o, NOT Cheek-o; in the movies Harpo is always chasing girls around, but in real life Chico had a difficult time keeping it in his pants and was always on the prowl for chicks, aka ladies, hence the nickname) and Harpo did not play music in (piano and harp, respectively).

The basic premise of the movie is that a fictional country has debt and a rich widow will fund it but insists the current President vacate office for a “fearless progressive”, who then shows up late for his first day and quickly sings about how he will abuse his new power.

This key scene begins with a discussion (that then breaks into song) between his character and that of Margaret Dumont, whom Groucho referred to as “practically the fifth Marx brother.”, obviously forgetting about Gummo…and also baby Manfred…

Dumont was in 7 of the brother’s 13 movies, and always played a rich widow that Groucho professed love for one minute and viciously insulted the next.

She played that type of character very well because…she was a rich widow. She had left show business in 1910 to marry a sugar heir, and only returned to acting and singing when he died in 1918 during the Spanish Flu pandemic.

THAT one was actually deadly, without ‘help’ from Big Pharma and ‘mandates’.

And contrary to lore, including statements from Groucho himself, claims that she did NOT understand the jokes and didn’t realize they were directed at her (in character) were false. She had a strong comedic background before working with the brothers and was NOT stupid.

She herself said it took great effort to keep a straight face around them, as was required. Dumont described her job this way: “I’m not a stooge, I’m a straight lady. There’s an art to playing straight. You must build up your man, but never top him, never steal the laughs from him.” That she did very well.

We found a site with the lyrics HERE (there are some extra verses listed that are not in the movie too), and made ONE slight correction below, which we verified by watching the scene twice. As the song goes on, please take notice of Groucho actually doing or at least mimicking things he has just forbidden…just as modern democRATs do.

SONG BEGINS
(Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale, first line spoken, and the rest are sung:)
If it's not asking too much,
For our information, just for illustration,
Tell us how you intend to run the nation.

(Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly:)
These are the laws of my administration:
No one's allowed to smoke,
Or tell a dirty joke,
And whistling is forbidden.

(Ensemble:)
We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke.
HAIL, HAIL, FREEDONIA

(Groucho:)
If chewing gum is chewed,
The chewer is pursued,
And in the hoosegow hidden.

(Ensemble:)
If we should choose to chew,
We'll be pursued.

(Groucho:)
If any form of pleasure is exhibited,
Report to me and it will be prohibited.
I'll put my foot down; So shall it be
This is the land of the free.

The last man nearly ruined this place,
He didn't know what to do with it.
If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait 'till I get through with it.

The country's taxes must be fixed,
And I know what to do with it,
If you think you're paying too much now,
Just wait 'till I get through with it.

I will not stand for anything,
That's crooked or unfair;
I'm strictly on the up and up,
So everyone beware.
If anyone's caught taking graft,
And I don't get my share,
We stand 'em up against the wall,    [that site mistakenly says "we'll" instead of "we"...]
And pop goes the weasel!

(Ensemble:)
So everyone beware,
Who's crooked or unfair;
No one must take a bit of graft,
Unless he gets his share.

(Groucho:)
If any man should come between,
A husband and his bride,
We find out which one she prefers,
By letting her decide.
If she prefers the other man,
The husband steps outside;
We stand him up against the wall,
and Pop goes the Weasel!

(Ensemble:)
The husband steps outside;
Relinquishes his bride;
We stand him up against the wall
And take him for a ride.
SONG ENDS

Sound familiar? It should, because it is basically the policies of the current alt-far-left ‘Resident of Amerika’, Joe Biden. Now everything good and normal is frowned on and attacked, while perversion and evil are championed and normalized.

Leftists sexually and mentally abuse children and call it medical treatment. Everything from sports to music to beer has been twisted and subverted by the left. They already limited our freedom of movement AND assembly, and won’t hesitate to do so again.

In fact, the left questions every election they (despite their best efforts) fail to steal, and insists we can’t question the elections they actually succeed at stealing.

Even comedy has been ruined! We now have a guy facing 10 years in prison over a meme, but illegal alien (yes, she is, she lied to get into the USA) Ilhan Omar married her own brother AND had kids with him, yet democRATs accept that!

There are also those who believe that Joe has been replaced by a ‘body double’. Sound crazy?

Well, the left have accused Vladimir Putin, the Russian President, of the same thing! Other leaders have been accused too, both recently and in the past.

Some even question if Hitler actually died in his bunker. Regardless, ‘Joe’ doesn’t always act the same from event to event and has worn an earpiece since sometime in late 2015. The ‘dark Brandon’ nickname didn’t invent itself.

And, of course, the Biden Crime Family are the kings and queens of graft. He is also, with a little help from New York, ‘taking out’ his chief political opponent…just like Hitler and every other despot leader has done.

Remember that they aren’t out to get Trump, he is just in the way of them getting us. Donald is an ‘inconvenient truth’, and we are now the resistance.

If we chew, then we will be pursued. Hail, hail, Freedonia! #Trump2024