'Got caught in the act', by Cookieslayer, via memedroid.com. Bird porn is a growing problem, it just doesn't show since most male bird types don't have a penis. The female stands still while leaning forward and making cooing noises, and since the female has no vagina (they both have a Cloaca, or Vent), the male stands on her back and tries to line up their two Vents, much like human lesbians just without the scissoring. Also, female birds have very strong backs!
Sometimes, this stuff really does write itself. The left are now vacillating between glee over their own actions, expressing regret over the fact that they didn’t succeed, and also trying to pin their attempt on us, even via memes.
Just as we predicted too, oh when was that again…wow it was way back on Saturday when we wrote it and Sunday morning when we published it and started working on this one.
Staunch-alt-far-left-communist-democRAT-groomer-extremist-grifter-indoctrinating-gaslighting-Alinskyite-fringe-election-theft-denying-globalist-stochastic-terrorist-hate-speecher-election-stealing-gun-grabbing-sun-deniers and the existential threat America faces today, are taking turns:
1) celebrating their attempted assassination of President Donald Trump, soon to be known as ’92’ (45 + 47), just 2 days before the Republican National Convention started in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 2) being bummed out that they failed to kill him. 3) trying to claim that the shooter was one of us, which to them makes us responsible for their actions.
Let’s take the last one first, just to be semi-confusing. The claim is that Thomas Matthew Crooks, a grown man of 20, was both a registered Republican and a Nazi.
There is a picture of him wearing a ‘Demolitia’ t-shirt from the ‘Demolition Ranch’ channel on YouTube, and some on the left are claiming it is an indication Crooks is a Nazi, AND that this proves he is one of us (despite us not being Nazis).
As we have explained before, the view that the political spectrum goes from (L-R) communist to democRAT to so-called moderate (actually just unwilling to make a decision), then Republican followed by Nazi is a myth (not a mister).
Nazi is an abbreviation of National Socialist, and ALL socialists are left wing, PERIOD!
The only difference between a National Socialist and a Communist (aka Global Socialists) is the scope of their leftism (National vs Global). Those same two groups fought each other over Germany about 100 years ago, with the Nazis ‘winning’, and the rest is history (not her story).
So the actual political spectrum (this time R-L), is MAGA Conservative, Conservative, conservative (lower case c), Republican, RINO (Republican In Name Only), so-called moderate (seriously, get off the fence!), old-school blue dog Democrat (there might be one left somewhere), democRATs, socialists (including the national socialist aka Nazi kind), then communists, followed by dead communists (and the more of those, the better off we all are).
What does indicate some level of derangement is paying $37.45 for that t-shirt.
We don’t believe ‘Demolition Ranch’, which we had never heard of until now, is Nazi, but even if they were and even if Crooks was, it would just make them leftists, which disproves the leftist attempt to conflate us with them.
One mental midget on Reddit (perhaps the most leftist jerkle-circ on the interwebs) said “So I’m Guessing Trump wasn’t enough of a nazi for him?”, with a reply of “Thats my guess”, and a reply to that of “In 2021 he [Crooks. –MG] was registered as a Republican. He voted in the fall of 2022 for the last time.”
And with that we move to the second part of that last one of 3 things, which is the left claiming to have found Crooks’ voter registration which lists him as a Republican.
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It isn’t as if certain states, thanks to the democRAT-RINO (Republican In Name Only, aka not actual Republicans) alliance, don’t allow democRATs to register as Republicans so they can fuck with Republican Primary results by choosing candidates for us.
Listen, we could go tomorrow (we’d do it today, but it is Sunday, and they are closed) and change our voter registration to democRAT, but that would never EVER make us an actual democRAT, because we would never EVER vote for communists or push communism. And that is lost on those 3 pole-smokers on Reddit.
[See, we told you we started this Sunday. We left that because rewriting it would be brutal. –MG]
Also, those documents, as well as pictures and now video (thanks to ‘deep fake’ technology) can be manipulated. We’ve seen video clips of actors in movies they weren’t in, complete with their real voice!
To further prove being a registered Republican means nothing, we have two words for you: Paul Ryan.
And we also have another two words for you: Mitch McConnell.
Plus, there is that old saying, “Actions speak louder than words.”, which in this case translates to an assassination attempt that…here it comes…wait for it…Morrisonesque ‘pregnant pause’ ending now…trumps a piece of paper (voter registration form). Or a picture.
So, when you hear someone discussing a “public-private partnership”, just realize that THAT is socialism.
Who did ‘not see’ that coming?
Since we don’t have anyplace else to stick it, when we mentioned the difference between a Republic (us) and a democracy[SIC] yesterday, we gave the recent UK election as an example, and we forgot to mention the recent French election.
Almost every election in France follows the same formula: the Right wins the first round, then the alt-far-left-communists always have a second round so they can join up to prevent the Right from saving France. And as an added bonus, they get a minority government (based on vote %), just like the UK has now!
The left know they fucked up, and just made it more likely Trump will win, but they are still giddy over their failed attempt, with lots of jokes about ‘just missing’, as well as lots of happiness that the attempt was finally made.
There is one more charge (#4) being leveled though, and honestly, we did think about it during the last article, but just like ‘using a sniper’, we figured the left would never go there. That allegation is that Trump set this all up for sympathy votes.
Here is one example, also from the most leftist place on earth (Reddit), the title of the comment being “AITAH to think it was a set up that Donald Trump was shot for sympathy vote?” and their illogical reasoning was “After watching the video, it seems like it was a way to get sympathy from voters. How far would he go to get votes?”
YES! Let that sink in. They think Trump let himself be shot, and allowed a person behind him to be murdered, somehow knowing he would survive AND that it would just be one death, and all to win an election.
The reason they think that is because THEY would do it if they were him!
What the left fails to understand, and we have to make certain they eventually ‘get it’, is that they have awoken the sleeping giant. By attempting to assassinate the founder and current leader of the MAGA movement, they will attract people to MAGA, which isn’t what they wanted, but it is what they got.
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This afternoon, Sunday, July 21, 2024, to the surprise of everyone who had been saying he wouldn’t do it…and ONLY to them…, Joe Biden (and his body double) announced he (they) will not run for his (their) first term as U.S. President, after successfully stealing the 2020 election from Donald Trump (yes, they did), who is now seeking his 3rd term (second served).
President Trump was leading on the evening of Tuesday, November 3, 2020, when the DC Uniparty (aka original DCU, made up of democRATs and RINOs; Republicans In Name Only) realized they were going to lose and stopped counting in states, counties, cities and districts that they controlled. Then, magically, when they restarted counting hours to days later, Trump was suddenly losing. Ditto MAGA candidates for U.S. Senate (one was John James in Michigan), U.S. House, and others too.
Just four years earlier, on Tuesday, November 8, 2016, they tried to prevent Trump from becoming President by delaying the announcement of election results in Pennsylvania. Then after 90 minutes or so, when they couldn’t figure out how to steal it and with even the New York Times election website showing fewer votes to count than Trump was leading Hillary Clinton by, they finally declared him the winner of PA, and therefore the Presidency.
Fast-forward to 2020 and, thanks to communist Chinese ‘the covid’ and the newly invented ‘mail-in ballots’ (where they just sent them to every address, including vacant lots, and to everyone, including dead people and illegal aliens), rather than ‘absentee voting’, that requires a request, proper ID (including date or birth, last 4 of SS#, and a signature which is verified upon receipt at the Board of Elections), and a chain on custody, PLUS electronic voting machine fraud, the election was quite easy to steal.
Effectively, the alt-far-left-communist-democRATs got their assassination after all, only 8 days late. It just ended up being the Joe Biden presidential candidacy instead of his opponent.
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Thomas Matthew Crooks, a full-fledged adult at age 20 despite what some others are claiming, was the one with the gun, but let’s not pretend he was the mastermind behind trying to kill President Trump on July 13, 2024, in Butler, Pennsylvania, at a MAGA (Make America Great Again) rally after their lawfare attempts to get rid of him failed. The DCU may want to sweep Crooks and the entire event under the rug via rigged ‘investigations’, but we won’t let them.
In another blow against democracy[SIC], which is actually two wolves and a sheep voting on what is for lunch, as opposed to our Republic (where sheep have 2A rights), with the democRAT Primary having ended June 8, 2024, with Joe Biden being the winner, the so-called elite will now introduce the illusion of a modified selection process and then select the democRAT candidate.
democRATs really are the least ‘democRATic’ party ever.
This is all a result of Barack Obama grabbing control of the democRAT party from the Clinton’s in 2008 and never letting go, ever. He was even the first president to leave office and purchase a home in the Washington, DC, area. He then installed Biden to continue his own planned destruction of the United States by orchestrating the 2020 election theft, and now he has decided it was time for Joe to go.
Some supporters are trying to shift to the cackling shrew Kamala ‘heels up’ Harris, who in 2020 stole the Vice Presidency (yes, she did). But others are scrambling to join the race, and the first of those is current U.S. Senator Joe Manchin (D is for dip-shit, West Virginia), but he won’t be the last.
The bottom line is that leftists will do anything to stop the MAGA movement and to take out the founder and current leader, President Donald Trump, and complete their destruction of the USA. We can’t let them do that either.
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'A Different Kind of Meditation', by unknown, via cheezburger.com, using 'Black Widow' from the Marvel (Disney) movies. We all know that leftists love killing (mostly babies, but they do branch out from time to time).
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The alt-far-left-communist-democRATs have been trying to ‘bring him down’ since before Donald Trump was technically up. He rode down the golden escalator at Trump Tower in New York City on June 16, 2015, and, 2 days after his 70th birthday no less, announced that he was running for President of the United States of America.
The attacks began during the announcement, and never stopped. As of 2 days ago, they included false charges, fake prosecutions, home invasions, election theft committed against him and the people of the United States, and even attacks on many of his supporters. But until yesterday, a certain line hadn’t been crossed.
No sooner had the July 13, 2024, rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, begun than, at about the 5-minute mark, what sounded like gunshots rang out…probably because that is exactly what they were, despite TV talking heads doing their best to say they were fireworks.
Eyewitnesses said they heard between 6 and 10 total shots, and now we know it was Thomas Matthew Crooks (at age 20 a grown man despite the lamestream media already attempting to call him a child), taking a few shots at Trump, hitting him on the right side of his head by his ear, as well as hitting and killing at least one person behind Trump, but then also government snipers killing the attempted assassin as he lay on a building rooftop to Trump’s right.
For their next trick, the leftstream urinalists will attempt to say that Crooks was one of us, a genuine MAGA (Make America Great Again; which is like silver to a werewolf or a cross to a vampire or Kryptonite to Superman, where leftists are concerned) through and through. Don’t fall for any of it.
Trump survived, and it is a good thing that he did as he has unfinished business. As do we, and they hate us almost as much as they despise Trump, and want us just as dead. Believe it!
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After the 2020 election theft, Usurper-in-thief Joe Biden has done his best to damage our Republic. And thank God it is a Republic, because look at the complete mess that true minority party governments create. There is a long list, which will soon include, among other places, the recent elections in the United Kingdom (UK), aka Merely-Adequate Britain.
Or is it ‘Nearly-Adequate’…? It doesn’t really matter, it simply isn’t ‘Great’ anymore.
In the UK just under 60% of the people voted, which is 40% less than 100% for those who practice comm(unist)on core ‘math’, and with just 33.7% of the total votes cast, the Labour Party will now control 411 of the 650 seats in the House of Commons (or 63.231%) and the Prime Ministership.
THAT is a ‘democracy'[SIC], and no fucking thank you!
A one-third party controlling two-thirds of the government makes ZERO sense. In fact, it is quite an insane concept.
What makes less sense than that though, is those who have been calling Biden ‘president’ for the last 4 years. He is ‘resident’ at best. You do NOT steal the U.S. Presidency, you win it. He did NOT win it. democRATs invented brand-new ways of voting and used the communist-Chinese COVID virus to justify using them.
And what makes even less sense than that, is allowing the left to get away with attempting to kill Donald Trump.
To be VERY clear, we aren’t calling for violence! We are, however, accepting of the fact that the violence the left have long deserved is getting closer to becoming a reality for them.
We have suffered loss recently, and may again soon. That kept us from writing, but even before the events of yesterday, we were preparing to return. The site was renewed, and the country still needs saving, so…see you there!
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People often ask what would Jesus do? He isn’t around to field the inquiry, so the best way to make an educated guess is to see how he dealt with people he disagreed with or felt were disrespectful during his own time on Earth. This will serve as our ‘counter-programming’ to the O’Biden Usurpation’s speech last night, and the coverage of same everywhere else.
So, while everyone else is discussing Joe, the pedophile election thief who illegally occupies the Oval Office, and how his policies have been designed from day one (January 20, 2021, at noon) to destroy the U.S. economy, of which he has done a great job of following through on, we will instead strive for peaceful coexistence via tried and true methods Jesus himself employed just over two millennia ago.
During Resident in Thief Joe Biden‘s angry speech, which was reminiscent of Adolph Hitler, he ignored his own crimes as well as those of his blatantly and obviously guilty son, Hunter (who according to him is the ‘most innocentest’ person ever), described the open Southern border as closed, said that high prices are low and reasonable, and claimed that the wars he is funding aren’t his fault.
Despite Joe also turning the FBI into his own personal Gestapo, we will focus on emulating our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Among other things, the left has subverted religion for their own purposes. They lie about Jesus and try to convince people that he’s some kind of hippie, just as they lie about science (‘the trans’ turned them into DNA deniers and the climate hoax turned them into Sun deniers).
The 1999 film ‘Dogma’, by Kevin Smith (who left Catholicism after his dog died, claiming he then realized it had no religion…), even featured a segment on ‘Buddy Christ’.
Jesus isn’t your buddy, or your friend, or your pal. He was sent here to lead you home to The Father (actually, “Our Father, Who art in heaven”). As part of not being your chum, Jesus didn’t have to suck up to you or worry about what you think. He wasn’t here to ask for your opinion, or to get your permission. Instead, he was on a mission, which in hindsight seems impossible, much like the 2nd part of ‘Dead Reckoning’ (recently delayed again).
Jesus had a very specific message, and while most people tend to focus on the ‘turn the other cheek’ part, and ignore the rest, he was quite clear that the physical was not to be your focus, but rather the spiritual was. You can’t take your car or money with you when you die. Plus, the left will be taxing whoever inherits it.
No, Jesus rejected certain behavior and people, and set limits on behavior. Here is how the original ‘Fab Four’ described one particular event proving that ‘hippie Jesus’ is an illusion:
“Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Matthew 21:12-13 New King James Version (NKJV).
“So they came to Jerusalem. Then Jesus went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He would not allow anyone to carry wares through the temple. Then He taught, saying to them, “Is it not written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer for all nations’? But you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’” And the scribes and chief priests heard it and sought how they might destroy Him; for they feared Him, because all the people were astonished at His teaching.” –Mark 11:15-18 NKJV.
“Then He went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in it, saying to them, “It is written, ‘My house is a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Luke 19:45-46 NKJV.
“Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Then His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for Your house has eaten Me up.”” –John 2:13-17 NKJV.
Does that sound lovey-dovey? Is that cheek-turning, in any way? Have you ever seen a hippie do that?
Those are the actions of someone whose level of tolerance has been tested and exceeded. While he didn’t go ‘John Wick’ on them (note the lack of pencils or bullets), they also didn’t steal Christ’s car and kill his puppy right after his wife died. All they did was disrespect and dishonor the House of God. Lucky them!
Some claim that (overall) Jesus was too rigid and nationalistic. Biden even gave a Christmas address where he didn’t even mention Jesus at all! Others claim that what Jesus did in the Temple violated “economic freedom” and “the free market”, which is communist claptrap.
Actually, Jesus just said you couldn’t do that in God’s House, just like you shouldn’t eat in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen. There is a place for everything, and that wasn’t appropriate in a Temple.
In fact, if you do a search for ‘hippie Jesus meme’ you can see the effort that delusional leftists who are pushing that specific concept have gone to. Remember that anything hippie-ish that Jesus said was uttered BEFORE he was crucified (for doing nothing wrong).
Speaking of someone innocent who is being punished (repeatedly), right before President Donald John Trump left office, gasoline was well under two dollars a gallon (we actually saw it under $1.70 but had almost a full tank at the time).
The USA had ZERO wars during Trump’s 4 years in office, and ISIS (which Obama said we had to learn to live with after he created and armed it, via the Iraqi military…more on this soon, but not today) was destroyed, AND Donald convinced North Korean ‘Rocket Man’ Kim Jong Un to stop acting a fool, which democRATs, MSM and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only, AKA not actual Republicans, AKA basically democRATs) said was impossible.
For our Republic to survive (no, democRATs, MSM and Tucker Carlson…who we otherwise like, we are NOT a ‘democracy’, which is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch; we have always been a Constitutional or Representative Republic, which is proven by the Electoral College and Senate filibuster, which are both designed to prevent tyranny of the majority, AKA ‘democracy’) we need Trump back right now!
Wow, is that a lot of material between those parentheses!
Things can improve. They will get better. They kind of have to. And the one person who is intent on doing that is the same one being persecuted and lied about. They stole his 2nd term, and we can’t let them steal his 3rd (2nd served).
Regardless, our sincere hope is that by better understanding democRATs we can all learn to coexist peacefully. So, please, step up. Lead the way, and join us in telling the left about our goal: Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, or F.U.C.K.O.F.F. for short.
Be the first in your area to get the disrespectful (democRATs) to F.U.C.K.O.F.F., because the truth is, only then will we be able to truly Make America Great Again! It is what Jesus would want. We know that because of the Gospels.
“Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.” –Matthew 10:34 NKJV
NOTE: We didn’t even bother to watch, or read about, the speech last night, since we had seen Joe’s act before and already knew what he would say.
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